Catastrophe?

'Nothing in my world will ever be the same again! Seriously! Why are you laughing so much?! This is catastrophic!'

'Seriously, Nikki? Ever again?'

'I will be considered a felon! A national disgrace! No-one will want to look at me again!'

'No-one wants to look at you now...'

'...'

'Okay, I didn't mean it. How are you holding up?'

'They told me I can get another one in twenty minutes.'

'Well twenty minutes isn't so bad.'

'You wouldn't say that if you were here. A guy just walked past who looks exactly like you-know-who!'

'OMG Voldemort?!'

'...'

'Just kidding, I know who you mean.'

'Then why do I get the feeling you're still laughing? Seriously Cathy, I can see my life breaking into fragments! I'm falling into a bottomless pit! And you, my only friend, are laughing!'

'Jesus Christ Nicole! You missed a train!'